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SOLI (Usher & Defendant) with CHORUS
"Now, Jurymen, Hear My Advice,...
Is this the Court of the Exchequer?"
Enter Usher.
Usher.
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Ivor Evans as the Usher
(c. 1952)
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Now, Jurymen, hear my advice -
All kinds of vulgar prejudice
I pray you set aside,
I pray you set aside:
With stern judicial frame of mind,
From bias free of ev'ry kind,
This trial must be tried!
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Usher. |
Chorus. |
Silence in Court!
Silence!
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From bias free of ev'ry kind,
This trial must be tried.
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| Usher. |
Oh, listen to the plaintiff's case:
Observe the features of her face -
The broken-hearted bride.
Condole with her distress of mind:
From bias free of ev'ry kind,
This trial must be tried!
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| Usher. |
Chorus. |
Silence in Court!
Silence! |
From bias free of ev'ry kind,
This trial must be tried. |
| Usher. |
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And when amid the plaintiff's shrieks,
The ruffianly defendant speaks -
Upon the other side;
What he may say you needn't mind -
From bias free of ev'ry kind,
This trial must be tried!
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| Usher. |
Chorus |
Silence in Court!
Silence in Court!
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From bias free of ev'ry kind,
This trial must be tried. |
Enter Defendant.
| Defendant. |
Leonard Osborn as the Defendant
(1939)
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Is this the Court of the Exchequer?
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| Chorus. |
It is!
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| Defendant. (aside) |
Be firm, be firm, my pecker,
Your evil star's in the ascendant!
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| Chorus. |
Who are you?
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| Defendant. |
I'm the Defendant!
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| Chorus. (shaking their fists) |
Monster dread their/our damages.
They're/We're the Jury,
Dread their/our fury!
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| Defendant. |
Hear me, hear me, if you please,
These are very strange proceedings -
For, permit me to remark
On the merits of my pleadings,
You're at present in the dark.
Defendant beckons to Jurymen - they leave the box and gather round him as they sing.
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| Chorus. (satirically) |
That's a very true remark -
On the merits of his pleadings
We're entirely in the dark.
Ha! ha! ho! ho! ha! ha! ho! ho! |
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16 August, 2011
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